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1. I'm not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME !
2. I smile ...Because I don't know WHAT THE HELL is going on.

3. My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
4. I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.
5. Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can't laugh at yourself, CALL ME...I'LL LAUGH AT YOU.
6. "370HSSV0773H" Read it upside down.
7. How other see you, is not important...How you see yourself means everything.
8. Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend !
9. OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need expert advice.
10. When people talk behind my back Remember it is a best position to kiss my a**.
11. An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard.
12. I'll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wan't able to find you.
13. I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.
14. After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F...
15. Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.
16. Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher
got the job.
17. Stay strong, make them wonder how you're still
smiling.
18. Come in my Heart and pay no rent.
19. If you don't care, stop talking about it.
20. I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits.
21. Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it !
22. My heart is stolen…can I check your bra?
23. Beautiful face, Beautiful body, Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.
24. I don't insult people, I just describe them.
25. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
26. No matter how much i try to forget you, you'll always be a part of me.
27. God is really creative, I mean ...just look at me !
28. I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of their damn business :/
29. You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
30. Sometimes i feel like giving up, then i remember i ve lot of motherf**kers to prove wrong. ��
31. If you love me raise your hand & you don't then raise your standard.
32. I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!
33. Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
34. I'm Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
35. Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P
36. I don’t have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I'm too busy in loving people who love me.
37. I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
38. Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P
39. My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
40. No matter how “busy” a person is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you.
41. Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.
42. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
43. I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
44. I don’t have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imaginations.
45. My favourite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. :D
46. Be a good person in life, but be bad on the bed. ;)
47. Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
48. If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.
49. Don’t play stupid with me, I am better at it..
50. I need a Google in my mind :) and an Anti-virus in my heart..

51. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
52. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
53. Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
54. Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
55. My silence doesn't mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!!!
56. I Don't Care About Popularity. I Live In Reality. Based On Originality. Forget Looks. I Respect Personality.
57. There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE !
58. I'm not going to feel sorry for myself anymore. If you were stupid enough to walk away, I'll be smart enough to let you go.
59. Admit it, you are not the same person you were a year ago.
60. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
61. You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.
62. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
63. I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.
64. God was showing off when He created you.
65. The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.
66. Don’t waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear.
67. Life is so much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself.
68. Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number :D
69. Don't TRUST too much , don't LOVE too much , don't CARE too much because that ' TOO MUCH ' will HURT you so much !
70. Don’t cheat. If you’re not happy just leave.
71. Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist :P
72. Girl’s eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl’s heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.
73. Never apologize for being you.
74. You don’t need to like me I’m not Facebook..
75. I'm crazy but original you try to be me and you fail..
76. I’m not immature…i just know how to have fun.
77. I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.
78. Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
79. My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day
80. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode..
81. YOUR dream is to have an iphone 5 but poor peoples there dreams are to go to school...
82. Music is my escape from the bullshit in life..
83. Be yourself! You’re not born to impress any one..
84. It’s better living in the zoo than living with you..
85. When words fail, tears speak..
86. No matter if my name is not big, but I have done big works.
87. Don't do homework save paper! :P
88. I’m a good boy with bad habits :P
89. Respecting a women is the best way to tell her how beautiful she is…
90. flip the coin.. head i am yours, tail you are mine. :)
91. Mans are many but money is money :D
92. She takes your hand, I die a little… :(
93. I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.
94. If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME.
95. I don’t hate schooI. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
96. Treat me like a queen and i’ll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, i’ll show you how its played.
97. When I ask you to listen a song, it’s because the lyrics mean everything i’m trying to say to you…
98. Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b’coz on the inside it’s often a different story.
99. I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.
100. Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.

101. When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.
102. GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine ;)
103. The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever
104. I don’t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.
105. My first name and your last name would sound great together.
106. I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.
107. I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study :)
108. I feel like a Indiana Jones, b’coz you are the treasure I am looking for.
109. ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos and Google with no results.
110. People need to lose the attitudes today b’coz I am NOT in the mood.
111. I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!
112. History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.
113. I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.
114. There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?
115. If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
116. LIFE – LOVE = ZERO
117. Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.
118. It’s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.
119. I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?
120. I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
121. The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.
122. I'm a liar. But then, how can you be so sure of this statement to not be a lie?
123. If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
124. Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.
125. Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.
126. No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I’ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.
127. My mind tells me to give up, my heart won’t let me.
128. I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me :P
129. Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance..
130. My life is open book but i don’t allow everyone to read it.
131. Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..
132. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….
133. If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.
134. Good relationship doesn’t need promise, terms and conditions. It just needs a *She* who can trust and a *He* who can be loyal.
135. What is the main reason for failure?  I think its EXAMS. What do you think?
136. Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams :)
137. I would like to shot by Hitler instead of living with a rude friend like you.
138. You ignored the softness of my heart and get ready to believe on my mean behaviour.
139. If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity.
140. I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?
141. Let me hurt your face, may be I got a little relief by doing this.
142. Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.
143. Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?
144. I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
145. I’ll be yours forever, just tell me when to start.
146. Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
147. I love the ones who are in my life and make it amazing. I also love the ones who left my life and made it fantastic.
148. If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
149. Its amazing how crazy i feel when my phone vibrates and I’m begging it to be you.
150. I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking…
151. Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say!
152.You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture they hands you the camera.
153.For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
154.I knew, I was born to be a pessimist. Because My blood group type is B Negative
155.If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong
156.Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
157.“You don’t know anything about pain until you’ve seen your own baby drowned in a tub… and you definitely don’t know anything about how to wash a baby.” – Anthony Jeselnik
158.Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it
159.When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails
160.My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
161.The “Night Out” ever…… but I don’t know why they took me to police station. Am I Famous??
162.One day I am gonna win….. I can wait till mah death for it.
163.If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angel to kiss mah ass!
164.Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status :P

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how to add share facebook twitter on blog blogger blogspot social network

This is a request by one of the SBC member on how to put a Facebook and Twitter share button in your post. This tutorial is only for blogspot. Please, remember, before you do any changes to your template, download and save it first! If you found any mistake in your template, you can always upload your save template. Its easy only take few minutes to make the changes. You can see how this template will look like in our PBS blog.


U need to go to your blogger or blogspot dashboard:

How to add Facebook Share button:

Again, remember to save your template before you make this changes! You need to go to your blogspot dashboard—> Design—> Edit HTML. Click Download Full Template.

After you save your template.

Click, expand widget template.

Find this code using CTRL+F

Click here to Link

how to delete profile pictures on facebook 2011

hi Friendz

I have a solution...!

Just click on your photo album...

then click the individual pictures which you don't want...
(see below the Pictures where ur name mentioned in that name u have option to Remove or delete) t
hen click "untag" located in blue font right under the pic....

do that for each unwanted picture u have...

online tracker blogspot

How many people is online at your blog? you know that or don't? If you don't know how many people is online at your blog, you can use a free tracker to know it. That is much site provide this service. Once of them is www.histats.com. If you use them tool, you can know how many people online at your blog, how many people was visited to your blog, and any function. This is once of example :

How to get it? please following the steps :

1. Please visit www.histats.com.





2. If you was on the histats site, click Register at the top tab.





3. Content the form with your information, such as email, password, your blog url and etc.





4. Click Continue button.





5. Choose the style of histats counter, click Choose a counter from this category.





6. Please mark the radio button beside the counter style you wanted.





7. Click Continue button at the bottom of page.





8. Click at the drop down menu, choose the category which to display at your counter. the choice is : visitor today, Page views today, User online, Total visitors, and total page views. Choose empty if you want not to display them.





9. Click Continue button.





10. Wait a moment, your counter is updating.





11. Until the process is done, copy your counter code and paste to the Notepad or other text editor. Save into your computer.





12. Logout and close your internet browser.





13. Done. Now you has have a counter code to add at your blog.

Next step is add your counter code to your blog, please following the steps :

1. Login to blogger with your ID.
2. After entering the dasboard page , click Layout. Please saw the picture :

3. Click at Page Element tab. See the picture below :

4. Click at Add a Page element.
5. After emerging pop up window , Klik add to blog button for the things HTML/JavaScript. See the picture following :

6. Open your Counter code, copy and then paste into available column.





7. Click





8. Done. Please see the result.

Now you have a Counter, and you will know how many people online at your blog.



If you don't like with this counter, you can get at the other site, this is several site provide the same service :

• http://www.neoworx.net



• http://www.webfooted.net



• http://www.fastonlineusers.com

Online User Blogspot l Online visitors widget blog

http://whosread.com/en/get-widget/

Online Visitors Widget to website

How can I get widget ,that shows number of users online

Here is a cool widget that just shows how many visitors are online.You can add this widget to your blog and you can see howmany peoples are currently viewing your web page.Go to the site http://www.freeonlineusers.com/ and register your name and get the code and add it to your bolg .It is simple ,easy and FREE ! Thank you.

or

http://www.visoto.com/

Please enable JavaScript and cookies in order to use Blogger

Blogger, like many Internet services, uses cookies and scripts to let you use Blogger securely, such as create or update a blog, or post comments, using your Blogger account. Anything that interferes with cookies or scripts, on your computer, will present a problem for you. Your browser, anti-malware protection and personal firewall, are software on your computer. The problem is on your computer, and you have to check your computer. In order of probability, check 1. Third party cookies, in the browser. 2. Any software or setting that interferes with cookies or scripts. 3. Any software that might have been updated recently, maybe last week.


or

Better Use another Browser like (its due to internet explore old version) 1.Mozilla Firefox 2.Opera 3.Chrome

how to add you might also like to blogger

I was looking for a tutorial by which i can add “you might also like“ feature on my blog and didn’t find any so here is my own tutorial to on installation of this widget. By adding this widget in your blog it automatically show similar posts to blog visitor which helps him in finding the same content and increase your blog traffic.

Recommended Widget :

LinkWithin provide you might also like widget by simply adding this widget it shows similar content present in your blog.

Live Example : http://www.bloggingtutors.com/

Instructions : use following step by step guide to install this widget :-

Step 1 : Log in to LinkWithin and fill all details related to your blog.

Step 2 :Click on Get Widget button after filling details.It will automatically navigate you to your blog for adding this widget(if you have already logged in blogger).

Step 3 :Simply click on add widget and it will add widget to your right widget section of your blog elements.For better performance, Drag and Drop the LinkWithin box under the "Blog Posts" box.

Step 4 :Click on save.

you're done! The widget should now appear on your blog.

By no means is this post the definitive guide to add auto post suggestion widget installation.I’m sure there are many experiences that the readers of BloggingTutors could bring to this topic and I encourage you to share your own advice in comments below. I’ll update this page with what you teach me as I can.
Don't forget to subscribe to our feed to be updated about the future posts.

how to increase blogspot traffic

15 Tips to Increase Blog Traffic

The blogosphere is a big and busy world with over 100 million blogs and growing. How do you attract visitors to your blog? Follow these simple tips to drive traffic to your blog.

1. Write Well and Write Often

Frequently updating your blog with useful content is the first step to building your blog's audience. The content you write is what will keep readers coming back for more. Make sure you have something meaningful to say to them and say it often to maintain their interest and keep them loyal.

Furthermore, post frequently to increase the number of chances you have for your blog's content to be noticed by search engines such as Google

2. Submit Your Blog to Search Engines

Get on the radar screen for the popular search engines such as Google and Yahoo! by submitting your blog's URL to them. Most search engines provide a 'Submit' link (or something similar) to notify the search engine of your new blog, so those search engines will crawl it and include your pages in their results.

It's important to understand that simply submitting your blog to search engines doesn't mean your pages will appear at the top of a Google search results screen, but at least your blog will be included and will have the chance of being picked up by a search engine.

3. Use and Update Your Blogroll

By adding links to sites you like in your blogroll, the owners of those blogs will find your blog and will be likely to add a reciprocal link in their blogrolls. It's an easy way to get the link to your blog in front of many readers on other blogs. The hope is that some of those readers will click on the link to your blog on the other blogs' blogrolls and find your content interesting and enjoyable turning them into loyal readers.

4. Harness the Power of Comments

Commenting is a simple and essential tool to increase your blog's traffic. First, respond to comments left on your blog to show your readers that you value their opinions and draw them into a two-way conversation. This will increase reader loyalty.

Second, leave comments on other blogs to drive new traffic. Make sure you leave your blog's URL in your comment, so you create a link back to your own blog. Many people will read the comments left on a blog post. If they read a particularly interesting comment, they are highly likely to click on the link to visit the commentor's website. It's important to make sure you leave meaningful comments that are likely to invite people to click on your link to read more.

5. Syndicate Your Blog's Content with an RSS Feed

Setting up an RSS feed button on your blog makes it easy for your loyal readers to not just read your blog but also know when you publish new content.

6. Use Links and Trackbacks

Links are one of the most powerful parts of your blog. Not only are links noticed by search engines, but they also act as a tap on the shoulder to other bloggers who can easily identify who is linking to their sites. Linking helps to get you noticed by other bloggers who are likely to investigate the sites that are linking to them. This may lead them to become new readers of your blog or to add links to your blog from theirs.

You can take links to other blogs a step further by leaving a trackback on the other blog to let them know you've linked to them. Blogs that allow trackbacks will include a link back to your blog in the comments section of the post that you originally linked to. People do click on trackback links!

7. Tag Your Posts

It takes a few extra seconds to add tags to each of your blog posts, but it's worth the time in terms of the additional traffic tags can drive to your blog. Tags (like links) are easily noticed by search engines. They're also key to helping readers find your blog when they perform searches on popular blog search engines such as Technorati.

8. Submit Your Posts to Social Bookmarking Sites

Taking the time to submit your best posts to social bookmarking sites such as Digg, StumbleUpon, Reddit and more can be a simple way to quickly boost traffic to your blog.

9. Remember Search Engine Optimization

When you write your blog posts and pages, remember to optimize your pages for search engines to find them. Include relevant keywords and links but don't overload your posts with too many relevant keywords or completely irrelevant keywords. Doing so can be considered spamming and could have negative results such as your blog being removed from Google's search entirely.

10. Don't Forget Images

Images don't just make your blog look pretty, they also help people find you in search engine listings. People often use the image search options offered by Google, Yahoo! and other search engines, and naming your images with search engine optimization in mind can easily boost your traffic.

11. Consider Guest Blogging

Guest blogging can be done when you write a guest post on another blogger's blog or when another blogger writes a guest post on your blog. Both methods are likely to increase traffic as your blog will be exposed to the other blogger's audience. Many of the other blogger's readers will visit your blog to see what you have to say.

12. Join Forums, Web Rings or Online Groups

Find online forums, web rings, groups or social networking sites such as Facebook and LinkedIn where you can share ideas and ask questions of like-minded individuals. Add a link to your blog in your signature line or profile, so each time you post on a forum or participate in another online network, you're indirectly promoting your blog. Chances are many people will click on that link to learn more about you.

13. Promote Outside Your Blog

Promoting your blog shouldn't stop when you step outside the blogosphere. Add your blog's URL to your email signature and business cards. Talk about it in offline conversations. It's important to get your name and your blog's URL noticed offline, too.

14. Nominate Yourself and Other Blogs for Blog Awards

There are a number of blog awards given out throughout the year. Nominating yourself and other blogs and bloggers can draw attention to your blog and drive traffic to it.

15. Don't Be Shy

The most important part of the blogosphere is its community and much of your success as a blogger will be tied to your willingness to network with that community. Don't be afraid to ask questions, join conversations or just say hi and introduce yourself. Don't sit back and hope the online world will find you. Speak out and get yourself noticed. Let the blogosphere know you've arrived and have something to say!

How can I change My Mobile No. in Google Labs

How 2 I change my registered mobile number in google labs?

To change your number for this service, follow the steps below:
1. Login with your gmail ID to labs.google.co.in/smschannels
2. Click on the 'Settings' tab
3. Next, beside your mobile number, click on the link that says
'Remove phone number'
4. Fill in your new number and submit it
5. You will receive a verification code on the new number. Enter the
code on the web page, click the 'I Accept' terms box, and then, click
the button 'Save changes'